Friday, May 11, 2007

Get Ready! (Drum Roll Please)

Tomorrow is Limerick Day!

Get those raunchy rhymes warmed up people. :-)


I'll get things started.


The was a young man from Eau Claire
Who was loving his girl on the stair
On the 46th stroke
The banister broke
And he finished the job in mid-air.

3 Comments:

Blogger Ross F. said...

I like. Eau Claire, yes? Where are you from?

1:36 PM  
Blogger gothcat said...

Wicked....:)
I dont know any limericks sorry ..

6:07 PM  
Blogger pitfinder said...

I'm from the State south of there.


For Gothcat:

Willie was a chemist
He isn't anymore
For what he thought was H20
Was H2SO4


Little willy, quick as flashes
Ran into the fire and burned to ashes
Even now the room grows chilly
But no one wants to poke up Willy


There was a young man from Demises
Whose balls were of two different sizes
One was so small, there was no ball at all
While the other one won several prizes

:-)

10:18 PM  

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