Psssst!
(hey, he's over there, could you do us a favor?)
It seems that our monkey in a suit, sorry, President is visiting the land down under. If any of you kind and generous folks could spare the time to take him for a little walk in some of that glorious backcountry, why that would be awesome.
And if you happened to, accidentally, forget where you left him and he didn't make it home for about a year, why we'd see our way clear to forgiving you. :-)
It seems that our monkey in a suit, sorry, President is visiting the land down under. If any of you kind and generous folks could spare the time to take him for a little walk in some of that glorious backcountry, why that would be awesome.
And if you happened to, accidentally, forget where you left him and he didn't make it home for about a year, why we'd see our way clear to forgiving you. :-)
posted by pitfinder at 10:12 PM
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We were just talking about this last night. The uproar and disturbance that fuckwit is causing in Sydney is ridiculous. Don't they know that Australians are too apathetic to asassinate him? I really wish we had some more zealots over here.
there are zealots,but they just bash their wives ,its easier.
The pres and the prime could go for "the walk" together hopefully.The damage John Howard has done to our country in his term is unspeakably loathesome.
I hate him.
Like seriously,helecopter views of Johhnys house,where the two turds are eating together while his wife serves 1950s snacks as they wax lyrical on world domination and what colour shirt to wear on national telecasts.Arseholes.
We can't assassinate ours, then the Vice-President takes over. He's the guy who shot his friend in the face hunting, remember him? That video I had a while back implied he might be a zombie?
We'd be trading a dimwit for the anti-christ.
Oh, and if you have a shortage of zealots, we can lend you some of ours.
:-)
Well he did manage to do and say some pretty stupid things while he visited. Some of my personal favourites:
1. Calling the conference OPEC instead of APEC
2. thanking the Austrian troups instead of the Australian troups
3. Photo of him and all the other important people holding up their right hands, only Georgie-boy has his left hand up.
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