They're Heeere

I live in a university town and classes start Monday. So the students are coming back and a lot of them are here with parents buying them stuiff to start the school year. You'd think these people had never been in a store before the way some of them stumble about, lost, dazed, and confused. I mean, come on people, it's a big chain store and every one of them is pretty much like the others. Do we need to pass out maps or something?