Date-Speak

I'm one sexy Goddess looking for a man to worship me. (Goodbye.)

I am singel n articulit (Really?)

I have been looking, and all guys around here are jerks. (All of them? Could any of it be you?)

I'm completely random and silly. (Have a nice time with that.)

im not like other girls. (Don't they use this in horror movies?)

My hobbies are shopping, makeup, and clubbing. (Run, do not walk.)

I'm friendly and outgoing. (That's why your hair covers most of your face in the picture.)

I smile alot. (But not in any of your pictures.)

I spill a lot of things and I'm pretty clumsy. (Why is this a selling point?)

if ur a intelligent person,text me then! (Uh....no.)

I love to talk. (I can hear guys running away.)

I'm 19 and have 3 kids. (I hope twins are involved. Do the math.)

I'm fun to be with. (For how long?)

Im 19 and pregnant (Kind of a red flag, no?)

I'm beautiful/cute/atractive/etc (Isn't that what the picture is for?)

I know how to have a good time. (What kind fo guy do you think this will draw?)

i like to go out with my friends and party it up. (That sounds like fun....for you.)


:-)


Got a bit bored and wandered around a dating site for a while. Do these girls think about what they say in their profiles and how it looks to guys? I'm guessing not, which tends to make them look a bit self-centered.

Sorry, just rambling.