Ding Dong The Witch is Dead

Exciting news! It was announced today that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney have announced they will be simultaneously resigining their respective positions and throwing themselves on the mercy of the international community. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi will be sworn in as President two days from now.

In other news, scientists have discovered a simple herb that can be grown in almost any garden or window box that can completely cure four distinct forms of cancer. The CDC will be offering free or subsidized seed packages within a month.







Okay, so I'm an hour early for April Fool's day.
And, no, this is not the meanest prank I've ever pulled.

:-)