Women Drivers

Ladies, ever wonder why the man in your life is reluctant to let you drive his car? We've seen how you drive shopping carts. While talking on the phone. While holding the glass door to the cooler case open long enough to fog up four more. And then going through the 20 item line with a heaping cart-full. And then discovering you don't have your wallet with you. And then, after holding up the line while you find your checkbook, you go out and load your stuff into the car but can't be bothered to take the ten extra steps to put the cart in the corral. And then drive up the asile the wrong way and don't use any turn signals - because you're still talking on the phone.
Ladies, if this *isn't* you, you should be aware there are women out there giving you a bad reputation.