Bad Puns

Does anybody think a virgin birth is inconceivable?

A man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

He who crosses the street carelessly gets that run down feeling.

And don't even get me started on the egg yolks.
Some people egg-shell-y don't find them funny.
I don't egg-zactly understand why.
Personally, they crack me up.


Just remember, two thirds of a pun is PU.



Sorry. :-)