Friday, February 23, 2007

Owner's Manual

Everything comes with an owner's manual except people. I want a human being owner's manual so I can look up answers to all the silly things that don't make sense.

Like how can you be out in intense cold (and I mean the kind where you can come inside and keep your coat on for at least a half an hour without feeling warm) for hours, and the bottoms of your feet can still sweat? What page is that on?


:-)

5 Comments:

Blogger Rach said...

Page 364, 2nd paragraph

6:26 PM  
Blogger Mary Kelly said...

Hey there. Sorry i havent been on in...a while...if they made a people owners manual, that thing would be so freakin big....you probably couldn't even pick it up. People do so many silly things

8:36 PM  
Blogger gothcat said...

There would be several manuals ,cos we are all 'special';)

11:03 PM  
Blogger gothcat said...

give me a manual of my neighbours ,it'll be my shout for the next pub crawl.x

8:59 PM  
Blogger pitfinder said...

Not to mention how often they'd have to update.

11:43 PM  

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