Uh Oh.

I just read the most disturbing thing online. Apparently, it's been a life long dream of that wacky guy Tom Cruise to be President of The United States of America. Seems all he was waiting for was to have a child before he stepped up to the political plate. He just announced his candidacy for 2008 yesterday, no running mate picked yet. And the really frightening part is that he seems to have secured a commitment for campaign financing from global retail giant Wal-Mart. Nothing good can come of this.

On a related note, the watch battery that Wal-Mart sold me seems to have died, does anybody know what day it is?