Some Social Site Observations
With about 90% of the people on social sites claiming they're "laid back" and "down to earth" it kind of sounds like a graveyard.
"Not into liars." Really? Who the hell is?
"Want somebody who knows how to have a great time." Uh, guys know how to do that, hold still.
You're a grandmother at 36. That about covers it.
You work a lot of hours, have a bunch of kids, volunteer, have a bunch of hobbies, and you want to know, "Think you can keep up?" Uh, no. Have a nice time with that.
"I am divorce." Thanks for the warning.
"Not the prettiest girl." Because you're a dude in a dress. Did you think we couldn't tell?
"Can you keep me entertained?" Beats me. Why don't you try telling me why I'd want to.
"I am a femail with blown eyes and dark hair" - wow, there's a visual.
"I like barbequing cats cars & my kids" Apparently, you have something against punctuation.
"I am a great animal lover" - there are so many ways to interpret this.
"Who wants to hug a bone?" Did you really just ask that?
Which is better, to be 'up for some fun' or 'down for a good time'?
"I am the realest woman you ever gonna meet" Uh, I'm not gonna meet you, so I guess I'll just have to imagine the realestness.
"Sweatheart" Uh, sweetheart maybe?
"Hit me up." I know it's slang, but wow, really?
IS THE CAPLOCK KEY STUCK BROKEN OR WHAT?
The puctuation, the grammer, the diction, - wow - I don't know what else to say.
I learned one thing very quickly, the women from Canada, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand are more interesting, more articulate, and understand how to attract men much, much better than the ones here.
And me without a passport.
:-)
"Not into liars." Really? Who the hell is?
"Want somebody who knows how to have a great time." Uh, guys know how to do that, hold still.
You're a grandmother at 36. That about covers it.
You work a lot of hours, have a bunch of kids, volunteer, have a bunch of hobbies, and you want to know, "Think you can keep up?" Uh, no. Have a nice time with that.
"I am divorce." Thanks for the warning.
"Not the prettiest girl." Because you're a dude in a dress. Did you think we couldn't tell?
"Can you keep me entertained?" Beats me. Why don't you try telling me why I'd want to.
"I am a femail with blown eyes and dark hair" - wow, there's a visual.
"I like barbequing cats cars & my kids" Apparently, you have something against punctuation.
"I am a great animal lover" - there are so many ways to interpret this.
"Who wants to hug a bone?" Did you really just ask that?
Which is better, to be 'up for some fun' or 'down for a good time'?
"I am the realest woman you ever gonna meet" Uh, I'm not gonna meet you, so I guess I'll just have to imagine the realestness.
"Sweatheart" Uh, sweetheart maybe?
"Hit me up." I know it's slang, but wow, really?
IS THE CAPLOCK KEY STUCK BROKEN OR WHAT?
The puctuation, the grammer, the diction, - wow - I don't know what else to say.
I learned one thing very quickly, the women from Canada, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand are more interesting, more articulate, and understand how to attract men much, much better than the ones here.
And me without a passport.
:-)
posted by pitfinder at 11:34 PM
9 Comments:
Oh that's hilarious!!! And I needed a laugh too :) Thanks
Ljubavi, you soooooo need a passport!
Now were you on a dating site or what? Where did this stuff come from?
I tried it a year ago couldn't seam to find a man in the same state that looked interesting or as you put it "down to earth" and most of them seamed to be taking pictures of them selves in the mirror. Or my favorite is the cut out of the wedding picture, where the girl's face is missing but her hands are still wrapped around him. Funny.
Everybody is welcome to whatever laughs I can provide. :-)
Different places, but mostly dating sites, they're really the best source of humor.
People have no idea how they look to the world. Both genders should get their friends of the opposite sex to look these over and then slap some sense into them before they push the button.
Oh, that picture in the miror thing? The girls do that too, but it's almost always in some bathroom somewhere. Often with their shirt open (or off). Or it's on some grainy webcam, half clothed on a bed. What the hell kind of message do they think that sends?
Oh! And I especially like the photo of a photo on the bedspread. We're supposed to believe that this is actually you, and current?
While we're at it, don't use a picture of a porn star that's been dead for two years. The only guys who'll be fooled by this don't need to be fooled.
LOL. But then I got to the end and I thought "why doesn't pitfinder have a passport?" Is there a good juicy story about your criminal past to go with that?
Incidently I am sitting here really excited about a little leaflet in my mailbox that says "please pick up a parcel from the post office after 3pm". Sadly they will be shut now as it is well past 3pm, but I'm still excited!!!!
Maybe I should go get a criminal past. Then I'd be a bad boy and interesting to girls. :-)
No, I don't have a passport because they cost a bunch of money and I've never gone anywhere I needed one. Used to be you could visit the neighbors without.
I hope that your package is whole and safe. :-)
Lol, I like barbequing cats cars and my kids.
Someone call the RSPCA and DOCS!
I love it.We are the most desirable women I'd have to agree.:)
May I ask why you are killing your brain cells reading those peoples thoughts?They shouldnt be allowed to mate as they distill the gene pool with insideous traits that are hard to breed out.Still, thankyou you made me laugh and I direly needed to.xxx
it was wonderful.
except for the bit of me that feels sad that these are real people......
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