Too many stupid people, not enough bullets.
I think I'm gonna steal this and make a regular feature out of it. (lol) :-)
Q:You're trapped in an elevator with Gehgis Kahn, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?
A:Shoot the lawyer twice.
Today in 1950, the answering machine was invented. And there was much rejoicing.
Today is also Crush a Can Day.
Don't forget, tomorrow is Ask a Stupid Question Day!
Q:You're trapped in an elevator with Gehgis Kahn, Adolf Hitler, and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets, what do you do?
A:Shoot the lawyer twice.
Today in 1950, the answering machine was invented. And there was much rejoicing.
Today is also Crush a Can Day.
Don't forget, tomorrow is Ask a Stupid Question Day!
posted by pitfinder at 10:45 PM
3 Comments:
I like the joke:) Lawyers aren't always my favourite.. Glad you liked the quote:)
Does an "answering machine" qualify as a "can" ...?
Crush Away! (laughing)
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