Thursday, June 20, 2013

Who Knew?

Brake cleaner, the kind with tetrochloroethylene, kills wasps dead. Pretty much instantly. Huh.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Spamoziodarongulous

What the hell is wrong with spammers? Advertisers as a whole seem to be some lower form of life, but spammers make them look good. They make no attempt to target their audience. They send links to things I could not possibly be interested in. Or even better they send messages in languages I cannot read, languages I don't even recognize. It's like they live in total darkness, take a crap in their hand and throw it, listening to see if it sounds like it hit anything.

Thanks douche bags.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Realization

I had an odd I thought today. If I were to vanish from the planet, it could be several days or possibly even a week before anyone would notice. I don't know if there's some greater meaning that. Just an observation.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Jump

You want an aerobic workout? Be a stage dancer at a Scooter concert. That is all.

Saturday, June 08, 2013

Explain This

So, if the bad guy in the movie is the son of Irish missionaries but they died when he was very young, and he grew up on the streets of Bangkok, how the hell does he have an Irish accent?