Whoa, What The....

How do girls get to be College age without knowing just how bad Clown Whore make up looks?

(scratches head, shrugs.)

WTF?

We Need A Cure

Apparently there's a little talked about disorder that strikes vast numbers of people in this country making it impossible for them to distinguish the word "Enter" from the word "Exit". I think it might be a learning disorder called Callous Rude's Cranial-Anal Impaction. It's an epidemic.

I swear.

Swelling

So what exactly is it anyway? I understand that when you get hit with something hard enough to leave a bruise it breaks tiny blood vessels and some leaks out. I can see that making a lump. But what about other things? Bug bites can leave a little distended area, but the fluid is often clear. And infections can do it too. So if they're all different, how do the things that 'reduce swelling' work?

These are the things I wonder about.

(any of you medical wizards have more info before I turn to Google and read a lot of stuff?)

Rx

How come so many medications have side effects that are worse than the thing they're supposed to treat? Got a bladder control problem? Take this and it will make it hard for you to crap and blur your vision so badly it isn't safe to drive.

Is there an odd irony that anti-depressants make people suicidal?

Some pills ruin orgasms, some give you a permanent erection. Others will cure your problem but leave you too sleepy to live your life.

(shrugs)

They're Heeere

I live in a university town and classes start Monday. So the students are coming back and a lot of them are here with parents buying them stuiff to start the school year. You'd think these people had never been in a store before the way some of them stumble about, lost, dazed, and confused. I mean, come on people, it's a big chain store and every one of them is pretty much like the others. Do we need to pass out maps or something?

Prove It

So what's this crap where Facebook wouldn't let me comment on my own account until I gave them my cell phone number and they sent me a confirmation code to prove I'm a real person. WTF? What if I didn't have one? Has anybody else had to do this? It doesn't make me feel very trusted.

Jerks.

Owwww.

Unique

There was only one and there will never be another.
You brought us the solid body electric guitar and multi-track recording. Not to mention decades of amazing music. So long, Les, you will be missed.

Les Paul, June 9, 1915 – August 13, 2009.

I Got It

Okay, THIS website is funny. I put it on the feed aggregator a while ago. People are now e-mailing me a series of pictures from it. The same set of pictures. They're all sending it to each other, like a virus. So, if you're thinking that I'd find it funny, rest assured I already do and I don't need more copies of the same 19 pictures. Okay? Thanks.

:-)

Wrong Term

There was this ad on TV for some beauty product that claims to have "collagen biospheres". I didn't realize that all life on the planet was composed of collagen. Maybe that would explain a few things.

:-)

Upper or Lower

So I went to see Gastro Intestinal Joe the other day. I guess I'd give it a 3 out of 5. Some of the effects were decent, some not. Character development was low. It was busy and active, but not much for story and plot.

Up to you.

Here It Comes Again

Ever have a song, or part of a song, get stuck in your head and it's keeps coming around and around? I get that sometimes, yesterday it was "Benny the Bouncer". Today it's only part of a song because it's from a movie soundtrack and I've never heard the whole thing. I don't even know the title.

Oh, and it's hot this weekend, but I'm not going to complain much because it was really not that bad for all of July.

Dialing Dead

The ad says, "...if you've taken any of these drugs resulting in hospitalization or death you need to call this number now."

I wonder how many dead people call.

Real Monsters

I could tell you all about this guy and why I've always been impressed, but I'll just tell you his name is Alexander Karelin, he's in the blue, and the ragdoll he's wrestling weighs almost 300 pounds.

This guy was a machine, the most feared man in sports.

Adver-LIE-sing

So I saw this ad on TV that makes it pretty clear the company thinks it's okay to lie to people. So I started looking around for an honest ad. Like that's gonna happen. I did take a look at the Federal Trade Commission law about it. Pretty funny stuff.

And we wonder why the world is fed up with our hypocrisy.

Uh, Uh......WTF?

WTF? Uh, go to this website, watch the little video and I'll have figured out what to say when you get back.


Yesterday's styles today!
And, when your boyfriend leans over to smell your hair, with a simple toss of your head you can tear his nose half off!

Okay, chain up the gates, nobody gets out, turn the whole country into an asylum. We're off the deep end.